[SOLVED] PHP disaster, please help

# For full documentation and other suggested options, please see
# http://svn.modxcms.com/docs/display/MODx096/Friendly+URL+Solutions
# including for unexpected logouts in multi-server/cloud environments
# and especially for the first three commented out rules

#php_flag register_globals Off
#AddDefaultCharset utf-8
#php_value date.timezone Europe/Moscow

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase / 


# Fix Apache internal dummy connections from breaking [(site_url)] cache
RewriteCond %{REMOTE_ADDR} ^2\.220\.239\.47*$ 
RewriteRule .* - [F,L]

# Rewrite domain.com -> www.domain.com -- used with SEO Strict URLs plugin
#RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} .
#RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} !^www\.example\.com [NC]
#RewriteRule (.*) http://www.example.com/$1 [R=301,L]

# Exclude /assets and /manager directories and images from rewrite rules
RewriteRule ^(manager|assets)/*$ - [L]
RewriteRule \.(jpg|jpeg|png|gif|ico)$ - [L]
RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^q=(.*)\.html$
RewriteRule (.*) http://www.pawsforwildlife.co.uk/%1.php? [R=301,L]
# For Friendly URLs
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URL} !^/maintenance\.php$
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ /maintenance.php [L]

# Reduce server overhead by enabling output compression if supported.
#php_flag zlib.output_compression On
#php_value zlib.output_compression_level 5

Options +FollowSymlinks
RewriteEngine On
RewriteBase /

# Fix Apache internal dummy connections from breaking [(site_url)] cache
RewriteCond %{HTTP_USER_AGENT} ^.*internal\ dummy\ connection.*$ [NC]
RewriteRule .* - [F,L]

# RewriteCond %{HTTP_HOST} ^domain.co.uk [NC]
# RewriteRule ^(.*) http://www.domain.co.uk/$1 [R=301,L]

# Exclude /assets and /manager directories from rewrite rules
RewriteRule ^(manager|assets) - [L]

# php_value date.timezone "Europe/London"

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_URI} !(.*[^/,\.])$
RewriteRule ^(.*)[/\.,]$ /$1 [L,R=301]

RewriteCond cache%{REQUEST_URI}.html -F
RewriteRule .* cache%{REQUEST_URI}.html [L,QSA]

RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ index.php?q=$1 [L,QSA]

# Run PHP5 on 1and1 to stop register globals warning
# AddType x-mapp-php5 .php