Let's back up.
I didn't mean to hijack gallenkamp's topic. It may be possible to do what you want with ParseX, but if you want to look at other options, we should be in a new topic.
Because your search is very simple, I think you could import your data into Resources (maybe with the help of ParseX), put the month and date in, say, the description field and use TVs and regular resource fields for the other information. Then you could use getResources or pdoResources to retrieve the quotes you want. If you want more info on that approach, please start a new topic.