Is there a way to get Emacs or Nano on my cloud? VI is on some bullshit. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Really? I've been using VI for more than 20 years.
However, I don't use it much any more since I have my SFTP (Cyberduck) client configured to automatically load files in my editor of choice, and upload them on save.
Alternately, you could set up sshfs and work directly from your local machine, although setting up an sshfs driver on Windows is not something I would care to do.