Yes, I know what the accordian effect refers to, and I am aware that this isn’t it. That’s what I have been trying to say!

No, I don’t take it the wrong way because I thought I was just going crazy, now I’m just convinced that I have done something wrong. I cannot get the thing to achieve the accordian effect, no matter what I do.
The way I had it working originally was a perfect accordian but then the client decided that he wanted the links in the category to be visible on all the pages of that category, ie:
category 1
category 2
- page 1
- page 2
- page 3
category 3
so that when you were on page 1, page 2, or page 3 the entire category 2 panel would be open all the time, without having to "manually" open it.
That was where the trouble started, because with the accordian effect it defaults to opening the first category on page change or refresh, rather than leaving the last selected category open.
I suppose if it at least works like a regular menu and the client is happy with it then I am just going to have to save it for another day, because I need to get this site up by Monday.