OK. So I wiped the entire installation, reinstalled everything... from XAMPP on up to TinyMCE. Still no dice.
I checked to see that sockets were enabled, and they were, but I still get bunches o’ blank directories when checking out the rest.modxcms.com package repository.
I am at a whale of a loss here and am beggin’ for some help.

:’(
Here is the output log from the TinyMCE installation. Note, it says successful installation, and shows as installed in the Package Manager - but has several errors in the log below (I cut out the restatement of the licences (which was in there THREE times)and some TinyMCE stuff at the end in an effort to get it under the posting-character-limit):
/*
* MODx Console Output
*
* @date 2010-05-07 12:35:50
*/
Attempting to install package with signature: tinymce-3.2.7.0-rc3
Package found...now preparing to install.
Grabbing package workspace...
Workspace environment initiated, now installing package...
Error 42S22 executing statement:
Array
(
[0] => 42S22
[1] => 1054
[2] => Unknown column 'modPluginEvent.event' in 'where clause'
)
Error 42S22 executing statement:
Array
(
[0] => 42S22
[1] => 1054
[2] => Unknown column 'modPluginEvent.event' in 'where clause'
)
Error 23000 executing statement:
INSERT INTO `modx_site_plugin_events` (`pluginid`, `evtid`, `priority`, `propertyset`) VALUES ('2', '0', '0', '0')
Array
(
[0] => 23000
[1] => 1062
[2] => Duplicate entry '2-0' for key 'PRIMARY'
)
Error saving vehicle object: Array
(
[license] => GPL STUFF!!!!!!!
[readme] => Please consult the HTML documentation for details.
[action] => install
[signature] => 3859b4caff985f743fe577dcc583755f
[register] => mgr
[topic] => /workspace/package/install/tinymce-3.2.7.0-rc3/
[package_action] => 0
[vehicle_package] => transport
[vehicle_class] => xPDOObjectVehicle
[class] => modPluginEvent
[guid] => cb32fd2d7df3d1def56dde03da8e4dd3
[native_key] => Array
(
[0] => 0
[1] => OnRichTextEditorRegister
)
[filename] => modPlugin/0c5dbc5370180933649206bc8d4171d6.vehicle
[namespace] => tinymce
[preserve_keys] => 1
[update_object] =>
[unique_key] => Array
(
[0] => pluginid
[1] => event
)
[object] => {"pluginid":0,"event":"OnRichTextEditorRegister","priority":0,"propertyset":0}
)
Error 42S22 executing statement:
Array
(
[0] => 42S22
[1] => 1054
[2] => Unknown column 'modPluginEvent.event' in 'where clause'
)
Error 23000 executing statement:
INSERT INTO `modx_site_plugin_events` (`pluginid`, `evtid`, `priority`, `propertyset`) VALUES ('2', '0', '0', '0')
Array
(
[0] => 23000
[1] => 1062
[2] => Duplicate entry '2-0' for key 'PRIMARY'
)
Error saving vehicle object: Array
(
[license] => LICENCESTUFF AGAIN
[readme] => Please consult the HTML documentation for details.
[action] => install
[signature] => 41437ddac8c011758d1fc101d38e696c
[register] => mgr
[topic] => /workspace/package/install/tinymce-3.2.7.0-rc3/
[package_action] => 0
[vehicle_package] => transport
[vehicle_class] => xPDOObjectVehicle
[class] => modPluginEvent
[guid] => 7937c8e8334099f4d28fa2a7b0a23fe7
[native_key] => Array
(
[0] => 0
[1] => OnRichTextEditorInit
)
[filename] => modPlugin/0c5dbc5370180933649206bc8d4171d6.vehicle
[namespace] => tinymce
[preserve_keys] => 1
[update_object] =>
[unique_key] => Array
(
[0] => pluginid
[1] => event
)
[object] => {"pluginid":0,"event":"OnRichTextEditorInit","priority":0,"propertyset":0}
)
Could not install related objects for vehicle: Array
(
[license] => LICENSCE STUFF AGAIN!!!!!!
[readme] => Please consult the HTML documentation for details.
[action] => install
[signature] => 0c5dbc5370180933649206bc8d4171d6
[register] => mgr
[topic] => /workspace/package/install/tinymce-3.2.7.0-rc3/
[package_action] => 0
[vehicle_package] => transport
[vehicle_class] => xPDOObjectVehicle
[class] => modPlugin
[guid] => cd683256e6a762f27b6e840d73e15ac1
[native_key] => 1
[filename] => modPlugin/0c5dbc5370180933649206bc8d4171d6.vehicle
[namespace] => tinymce
[unique_key] => name
[preserve_keys] =>
[update_object] => 1
[related_objects] => Array
(
[PluginEvents] => Array
(
[b57c5daf69073e646377cbbb9810e7ac] => Array
(
[preserve_keys] => 1
[update_object] =>
[unique_key] => Array
(
[0] => pluginid
[1] => event
)
[class] => modPluginEvent
[object] => {"pluginid":0,"event":"OnRichTextBrowserInit","priority":0,"propertyset":0}
[guid] => fa6c9ddd5431403de68858862663d8d1
[native_key] => Array
(
[0] => 0
[1] => OnRichTextBrowserInit
)
[signature] => 3a5bc051e6aab2eb098bd59318db0674
)
[ca0c86202aa0c925423ef23242bbe539] => Array
(
[preserve_keys] => 1
[update_object] =>
[unique_key] => Array
(
[0] => pluginid
[1] => event
)
[class] => modPluginEvent
[object] => {"pluginid":0,"event":"OnRichTextEditorRegister","priority":0,"propertyset":0}
[guid] => cb32fd2d7df3d1def56dde03da8e4dd3
[native_key] => Array
(
[0] => 0
[1] => OnRichTextEditorRegister
)
[signature] => 3859b4caff985f743fe577dcc583755f
)
[4a6582fc4e5784d718242095ce891d32] => Array
(
[preserve_keys] => 1
[update_object] =>
[unique_key] => Array
(
[0] => pluginid
[1] => event
)
[class] => modPluginEvent
[object] => {"pluginid":0,"event":"OnRichTextEditorInit","priority":0,"propertyset":0}
[guid] => 7937c8e8334099f4d28fa2a7b0a23fe7
[native_key] => Array
(
[0] => 0
[1] => OnRichTextEditorInit
)
[signature] => 41437ddac8c011758d1fc101d38e696c
)
)
)
[related_object_attributes] => Array
(
[PluginEvents] => Array
(
[preserve_keys] => 1
[update_object] =>
[unique_key] => Array
(
[0] => pluginid
[1] => event
)
)
)
[resolve] => Array
(
[0] => Array
(
[type] => file
[body] => {"source":"tinymce-3.2.7.0-rc3\/modPlugin\/0c5dbc5370180933649206bc8d4171d6\/0\/","target":"return MODX_ASSETS_PATH . 'components\/';","name":"tinymce"}
)
[1] => Array
(
[type] => file
[body] => {"source":"tinymce-3.2.7.0-rc3\/modPlugin\/0c5dbc5370180933649206bc8d4171d6\/1\/","target":"return MODX_CORE_PATH . 'components\/';","name":"tinymce"}
)
)
[validate] =>
[package] => modx
[object] => {"id":1,"name":"TinyMCE","description":"TinyMCE 3.2.7.0-rc3 plugin for MODx Revolution","editor_type":0,"category":0,"cache_type":0,"plugincode":"\/**\n * TinyMCE RichText Editor Plugin\n *\n * Events: OnRichTextEditorInit, OnRichTextEditorRegister,\n * OnBeforeManagerPageInit, OnRichTextBrowserInit\n *\n * @author Jeff Whitfield \n * @author Shaun McCormick \n *\n * @package tinymce\n * @subpackage build\n *\/\nrequire_once $modx->getOption('tiny.core_path',$config,$modx->getOption('core_path').'components\/tinymce\/').'tinymce.class.php';\n$tiny = new TinyMCE($modx,$scriptProperties);\n\n\/* Handle event *\/\nswitch ($modx->event->name) {\n case 'OnRichTextEditorRegister': \/* register only for backend *\/\n $modx->event->output('TinyMCE');\n break;\n\n case 'OnRichTextEditorInit':\n if ($modx->getOption('use_editor',null,false) && $modx->getOption('which_editor') == 'TinyMCE') {\n $elementList = implode(',',$elements);\n if (isset($forfrontend) || $modx->isFrontend()) {\n $def = $modx->getOption('manager_language',null,'en');\n $tiny->config['language'] = $modx->getOption('fe_editor_lang',array(),$def);\n $tiny->config['frontend'] = true;\n unset($def);\n }\n $html = $tiny->initialize();\n $modx->event->output($html);\n unset($html);\n }\n break;\n case 'OnBeforeManagerPageInit':\n \/\/if ($modx->getOption('use_editor',null,false)) {\n \/\/ $html = $tiny->initialize();\n \/\/ $modx->event->output($html);\n \/\/}\n break;\n case 'OnRichTextBrowserInit':\n if ($modx->getOption('use_editor',null,false) && $modx->getOption('which_editor') == 'TinyMCE') {\n $modx->regClientStartupScript($tiny->config['assets_url'].'jscripts\/tiny_mce\/tiny_mce_popup.js');\n $modx->regClientStartupScript($tiny->config['assets_url'].'jscripts\/tiny_mce\/langs\/en.js');\n $modx->regClientStartupScript($tiny->config['assets_url'].'tiny.browser.js');\n $modx->event->output('Tiny.browserCallback');\n }\n return '';\n break;\n\n default: break;\n}\nreturn;","locked":0,"properties":"a:40:{s:22:\"accessibility_warnings\";a:5:{s:4:\"name\";s:22:\"accessibility_warnings\";s:4:\"desc\";s:315:\ <DELTED TINYMCE STUFF TO SAVE SPACE
)
Successfully installed package tinymce-3.2.7.0-rc3
/* EOF */