Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening dear....I’m now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error.
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found . . .
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do someshopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just eing
funny?
Husband : Too many parameters . . .
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It’s by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use . . . Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus
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Heh. When I was a nursemaid for a family with triplets, the husband was a programmer with Unix administration background. We used to infuriate the wife by referring to the babies as VT1, VT2 and VT3. Things got messy when they all three would generate a core dump at the same time!
