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    1. We keep our last name.

    2. The garage is all ours.

    3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    4. Chocolate is just another snack.

    5. We can be president.

    6. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    7. Car mechanics tell us the truth.

    8. The world is our urinal.

    9. We never have to drive to another gas station because this one smells.

    10. Same work, more pay.

    11. Wrinkles add character.

    12. Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

    13. People never stare at our chest when we’re talking to them.

    14. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    15. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle our feet.

    16. One mood, ALL the time.

    17. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    18. We know stuff about tanks.

    19. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    20. We can open all our own jars.

    21. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    22. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend.

    23. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

    24. Everything on our face stays its original colour.

    25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    26. We don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    27. We almost never have strap problems in public

    28. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.

    29. The same hair style lasts for years, maybe decades.

    30. We don’t have to shave below our neck.

    31. Our belly usually hides our big hips.

    32. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.

    33. We can "do" our nails with a pocket-knife.

    34. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

    35. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on
    December 24, in 45 minutes.


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    • Hm.
      1. I can use whatever name I feel like
      2. if I had a garage it would be all mine;
      3. neither of my weddings took any "plans" and didn’t cost any more than the license;
      4. indeed, and I prefer taco-flavored chips, at that;
      5. who wants to be president?
      6. I can wear a white T-shirt to a water park if I want to, you have a problem with that?
      7. Car mechanics have never lied to me; they screwed my first husband several times though, he never listened to me
      8. peeing in public is illegal in most places, and there’s usually plenty of bushes and rocks around here;
      9 all gas station restrooms smell in Israel (most restrooms smell in Israel) - get over it.
      10. What work? I get the same "dole" as everybody else, and the last job I had I got almost twice what everybody else was getting;
      11. I got plenty of character, then;
      12. I got married in my Navy uniform the first time, and a borrowed dress the second;
      13. So stare at my chest, it’s no skin off my nose if you have a tit fixation
      ...shall I continue?
      36. I can ride a trotting horse with no worries!
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          lolo ... I wonder if anybody read "why men lie, why women cry"

          I do believe there was a few pages that were quite interesting smiley
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