1. I can use whatever name I feel like
2. if I had a garage it would be all mine;
3. neither of my weddings took any "plans" and didn’t cost any more than the license;
4. indeed, and I prefer taco-flavored chips, at that;
5. who wants to be president?
6. I can wear a white T-shirt to a water park if I want to, you have a problem with that?
7. Car mechanics have never lied to me; they screwed my first husband several times though, he never listened to me
8. peeing in public is illegal in most places, and there’s usually plenty of bushes and rocks around here;
9 all gas station restrooms smell in Israel (most restrooms smell in Israel) - get over it.
10. What work? I get the same "dole" as everybody else, and the last job I had I got almost twice what everybody else was getting;
11. I got plenty of character, then;
12. I got married in my Navy uniform the first time, and a borrowed dress the second;
13. So stare at my chest, it’s no skin off my nose if you have a tit fixation
...shall I continue?
36. I can ride a trotting horse with no worries!