SEO - The impossible dream

Saw this on a job board and nearly cried laughing

Our website currently has a temporary holding page while the main ecommerce site is being developed. I want to get started with SEO so that we will have reached page 1 by the time we launch.

cool

I want to get started with SEO so that we will have reached page 1 by the time we launch.

great

ROFL

I had a client that owns a wine shop and about this time last year wanted SEO doing on the site, his main thing was that he wanted to come first in Google for Christmas by the start of December lol

Poor SEO. Still so misunderstood.

But yeah, I guess by the time Google is done indexing all those pages the temporary page points to their ecommerce site should # 1 lol

Tell him he has a better shot if he changes his business to renting platypus harnesses.

He’ll be at number 1 in no time.