Help with Parse Error after local install [SOLVED]

Ha! Really no need to apologize I was just teasing.
So yeah, I really agree about the problematic nature of local installs. Lately my preference for new sites is to develop in a sub-directory on the actual remote server. That way when it comes time to go live you're only dealing with moving up to the root (or wherever) and not changing server environments or having to recreate the db.